Poems

by Andrew Antle, 2010

Limerick

For Stephen

Birthday wishes are futile

Annoying as a hanging cuticle

But cuticles are non-homologous

And I think I speak for all of us

At least you don’t work in a cubicle.

For Kaine

Birthday well-wishers are funny

Their dark dispositions now sunny

With wild exclamations

Like ejaculations

From a BDSM Easter Bunny!

Haiku

karate/some boots

is an excellent ben folds

jazz mopecore soirée

puffy to current

stable is untenable

processor will die

blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah fuck it

openbsd

p-book g4 ppc

long stable compile

gremlin storage bin

dog slow hat-wearing install

jiminy biscuits

northern amnesia

facefook is a clusterfook

web suckage galore