Poems
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by Andrew Antle, 2010


Limerick
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### For Stephen

Birthday wishes are futile

Annoying as a hanging cuticle

  But cuticles are non-homologous

  And I think I speak for all of us

At least you don't work in a cubicle.


### For Kaine

Birthday well-wishers are funny

Their dark dispositions now sunny

  With wild exclamations

  Like ejaculations

From a BDSM Easter Bunny!


Haiku
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karate/some boots

is an excellent ben folds

jazz mopecore soirée


puffy to current

stable is untenable

processor will die


blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah fuck it


openbsd

p-book g4 ppc

long stable compile


gremlin storage bin

dog slow hat-wearing install

jiminy biscuits


northern amnesia

facefook is a clusterfook

web suckage galore